Friday, 27 April 2007
Thief
Well, here we are. This is my blog and I stole the idea from a pink elephant and a flying one at that. Knickers, the author of the flying pink elephant blog planted the idea in my head and now I think I am our hero, Stephen King. It's amazing what a little bit of power can do. I feel as if I should introduce myself seeing as we are going to be working so closely together, my name is Helen and I am a full time mum to seven children. Now, normally when I say that to people the following happens; "Seven children, how do you do it? I can't cope with 1*,2 *,3* (*delete as necessary) and then,"you don't look old enough". Well folks, I may not look it but sure enough I feel it. Now don't get me wrong I sure as hell don't go around bragging about the seven kids business and it's only when I get asked do I tell them and let's be honest seven's not that many.......... not compared to 20. This blog business is going to be our secret, just you and mine dear reader and I reserve the right to alter people's identities, just like them god awful women's magazines, the 'my mum ran off with my 18 year old boyfriend' ones. Why? Oh why? Would you read that rubbish, it is suicide FM big style. At least you are safe in the knowledge of knowing that life just isn't that bad. So, yes I am not going to tell a soul about this, especially knickers as I don't want to steal her thunder, so look out for me as me, as you and me are going to become best buddies and I think that this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship. So until next time...........................................
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