Attack

Blimey what a weekend that was. Our trip to sunny Eastbourne went very well indeed. After much anger raised to the insurance company and me trying to find insurance elsewhere I requested my insurance documents to be e mailed direct to me. Now why didn't I think of that earlier? Off we trotted to the post office and under the scrutinous eye of the Post master; what a fab name, it is like something out of dungeons and dragons, nearly worth opening your own post office so that you can be referred to as 'the Postmaster'. We were awarded our car tax disc........hoo(bloody)ray. So we set upon our journey early Friday morning, it goes without saying that about half an hour in we started on the 'are we nearly there?' route. Well I suppose that it goes with the territory.

Anyway, the airshow was fantastic we had the pleasure of experiencing displays from the red arrows, Team Guinot wing walkers, Chinook and my favourite the Euro fighter typhoon, to mention a few. It really was fun for all of the family and no entrance fee, so you just can't beat that. The children also enjoyed looking at the tanks, tents, motorbikes and I managed to persuade them to stroke the rather scary looking RAF police dog. The army man who was looking after the police dog was answering questions and he joked that the dog was really 'vicious' as he was lying on the floor chilling out. I said to the RAF man, ' Yes that is until you mention the special word that will make him attack, like 'ATTACK' '. The RAF man looked at me completely serious and said 'No we can't do that in case a member of the public hears it and uses it.' I looked at him, 'I was only joking' I said. I thought about maybe explaining the joke but didn't see the point.

http://www.eastbourneairshow.com/

Yesterday was third oldest child's 7th birthday. If I ever need reminding about how useless I am following instructions all I need to is to try to put together toys suitable for children under the age of 8. I mean if they are meant for kids then surely they should be made easier to put together? Then again I think that it maybe me, my friend Claire came round and helped the very stressed Louis to change the transforming helicopter to a scary looking robot. Claire gets on my nerves, whatever she puts her hand to she can do as if she has been doing it for years. As I watched in awe she said, and I quote, ' I don't need to look at the instructions, I just look to see where the bits go'. Well get you Miss Clever Clogs. Bet you can't make 5 packed lunch boxes in 10 mins can you?

Today's medical fact;
From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.

Bet all you over thirty's people are glad to hear about that.